Armed with her CV - the most potent weapon she possessed - she entered the room which promised her a world of opportunities. Looking into the eyes of the interviewer's eyes, she tackled all the questions brilliantly. And then it happened.
"So what did you gain from your summer internship?"
"A lot of weight."
Ooooooooooooooopssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORAL: Think before you speak.
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Yeah I know this 55F kinda sucks, but I hadn't written anything for quite sometime. So when I finally did (in a bore to death seminar), I decided to put it up here. Sharmana mat, bindaas besti karna. :P :D
As for the title, well, actually this was a dream (nightmare) that I had. :D :D The Placement season in my college begins this monday, pray that I don't do any such goof-ups in any of my interviews. :)
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ha ha ha .. LOVED IT.. So truly isha di-like..
You did?? *Surprised*
Dude, I was sweating when I got up and within 2 minutes of that I was laughing hysterically when I realised it was a dream.
Damn! I need to grow up. :)
hahaha... All the best for your placements... Let all you want come to you :)
@ Sowmi aka Meow - Thank you sweetheart. :)
Hope all is well with you!
oh come on this is the sorta reply i would expect and i would have instantly hired you on a permanent job!
really!
and 55 words are a marvelous attempt!
you shine out :D
and completely wow me :D
So what is the joining date again? ;)
I don't think that this was wow material, nonetheless, it feels nice to know that you think so. :)
yeah great.. loved it... really funny...
have a good placement session ahead....
all of us r nervous with it...
@ Simba Tago - Thanks!!
You too going through the same?
:P placement. no wonder u r having nightmares.
:)), so u finally posted it :P
All the best for placements!
Amit
heheh...mast..:D:D
best luck with ur placement stuff
http://divsispace.blogspot.com/2009/09/award-time.html
suprise!
Hmmm..so u gained weight???
it was my first thought :D
Good one....fiction55 me mera pehla joke tha yeh...
@ ScarleTd1ar1es - Yeah. Pray that the nightmares remain just that - nightmares - and don't transform into reality. ;)
Cheers
@ HRA - Yesh I did!! :) :)
Thank you. :)
Cheers
you've been crowned
http://2short2sweet.blogspot.com/2009/09/ooh-my-blog-is-crowned.html
Frunny frunny story :P
But you cheated with the oops didnt you. he he he
you've stocked up a lot for me to read! the macbeth looks very enticing... will do so soon ;)
I actually loved it...
I could even recall your internship days and how you were missing after one certain post over a ceratin decent looking chap in ur office...lolz...keep writing and all the best for your placements!
PS: do not dream about the nightmares:)
@ Ams - lol. Thanks sweetie. Will need loads of luck for sure. :)
Cheers
@ Divsi - Ooooh!!! I love surprises!! :D :)
@ Mahesh - :( :(. Yes I did. And it refuses to go away. :(
Didn't get you...your first joke??
@ AD - Mwah!! Thank you SO much once again. Will be putting it up soon. :)
Cheers
@ Meghana - Thenkew!
I did?? :O *taken aback*
Read at your pleasure...it's gonna be here whenever you decide to visit. :)
It's macdeath btw. ;)
Cheers
@ Numerounity - You did?? Awwww....thanks!! :)
He he...crazy days man...Was good fun though. ;)
I'm trying, I'm trying. :)
Thanks for the wishes. :)
Cheers
Next question: "And how do you expect to loose it?"
"I guess once you hire me, I'll throw my weight around a lot. Obviously, if I throw something around I'll lose it right? Oh wait, those who throw their weight around become top bosses with big flabby tummies. Damn!"
lolz....i always love ur funny post...not the serious ones!
when u write funny, u write a masterpiece
make your interviewers read your blog...they will surely hire you..
else they don't deserve you.
btw this post was not that lengthy unlike rest..
@ Stupidosaur - ROFL!!! :D :D
Yeah that's what would be called Nightmare - Part II. :P :D
@ Rajeev - Ohhkayyy....I think I'll take offence at that :P
I too wanna write more of funny posts, but somehow always end up writing depressing stuff. *shrug*
Cheers
@ Vikas - What did I ever do to you dude?? I've always been so sweet!! Why do you not want me to get a job haan? :P
Yes, this was a 55 fiction, so I had to go by the rules you see. ;)
Cheers
OMG! For a minute there..I thought you ACTUALLY did that!!
Hahahaha!!! Good luck with the placements!!! :-))
@ Dr. Acula - Look who's here!! *Whacks you for being absent for so long*
I know, I know, given my track record, nothing is impossible. :D
Thank you!! :) :)
Cheers
Not bad at all :).
Get going with new ones please :)
I liked it re!!
best of luck for placements...
hey c'mon the answer was so witty. i would hv selected u if u said that :D
@ Brown Phantom - Yeah right. You'd wish that. :P
Thanks!!
Haven't been blogging much, have you? Trust all's well.
Cheers
@ Mads - Look who's here!!! It's my sautan cum twin!!! :D :D
And she likes it!! And she likes it!! YAY!!!! *sticks out tongue at Shaani and Annie and shows them dhenga* :D :D :P
Yaaaaaaaaaarrrr, wohi tto!! Tum blogger friends ko hona chahiye tha mere interviewers..inne saare offfers milte meko...he he
Thanks for the visit!!
Cheers
ROTFL! :D
hehe lol, u indeed have loads of creativity. but watch ur mouth in frnt of the interview board :P all the very best!
hehe..too good.. :P I wish I am this COOL next year jab meri baari aayegi.. :P here from annie.. :D
am blogrolling ya.. :)
Nikhil
@ Sawan - Yes, yes. Practice on hai. :D
Thanku!!
Cheers
@ MultiMenon - First up, cool display name man. *thumbs up* :)
And something tells me you'll be even cooler. ;)
Wow..Annie is bringin in traffic here, I like!
Thanks for the visit, comment and the follow, all in the first go. :)
Cheers
@ AJai - I wonder how I missed out on replying to your comment!!
Aplogies!!!
Well I'm gad t made you do that. :)
Cheers
bullshit! this aint even close to sucking. it got me into fits of laughter at 2 am! :D
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