Observations

Author: bondgal_rulz / Labels: , ,

Disclaimer: These observations are my observations and are thus limited to my knowledge of my world and can / should not be generalized. They may / may not be true for the entire population at large but they hold true as far as my knowledge is concerned

1. Girls can get jealous / insecure with other girls they don't even know for no reason at all. A slight glance by their boyfriend at another girl, the mere mention of another girl's name in a conversation with her guy (more so if she is someone hitherto absent from his life), the slightest appreciation of another girl by her boyfriend, the slightest appreciation of that girl by another friend (!!), can all be sources of this irrational jealousy.

2. Autowallahs ask double the fare when you are all dressed up and everything as opposed to the normal exorbitantly high fare that they ask for otherwise when you are plainly dressed. On these special occasions they finally settle for one and a half times the original high fare.

3. Naukri and chokri are not just two similar sounding words. There's much more in common between the two:

>> You keep thinking that you deserve something (someone) much better but do not make any efforts to move on, as you are extremely comfortable in/with the current one and are scared of whether or not the next one will even be worth it

>> You have this constant feeling that your efforts are not even noticed, let alone appreciated

>> Your guards go up at the very instant of a new entrant in the scene and consider him/her as competition

>> No matter how much you crib about it/her, how much you think it/her makes your life miserable, it all becomes 'worth it' at the end of the month when you receive your salary/when you receive that one hug, one kiss from her



P.S. I suddenly get this feeling that this post should have been titled "Similarities between naukri and chokri" :D

19 comments :

Raj said...

LOL.

Disclaimer: These observations are my observations and are thus limited to my knowledge of my world and can / should not be generalized. They may / may not be true for the entire population at large but they hold true as far as my knowledge is concerned

kitna underestimate karte ho khud ko.

1. rofl. agreed.

2. absolutely. main volve se nikla to 180 ki jagah 550 maang rahe hain. kehte hain gurgaon side strike hai. as if.

3. dono hi nahin hai :P
na dream naukri na dream girl.

bondgal_rulz said...

Love you for being the first one here :)

Raj said...

toh party ho jaaye? :P
ya movie? :D

Sameera said...

Well.. my world seems to be similar to your world because your observations hold true here too :P

IceMaiden said...

HHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA ROOFFFLLLLLLLL @ point 1. That is SOOOOO bloody true. Wish men could read this and make their peace with it! once and for all! :P :P

Miles to go before something dawns said...

Auto waale bhaiya se thoda aur lado and 1.5 times se 1.25 times tak laao fare :P

Lady Whispers said...

LOL :P
1st point is so bloody true :P
Aur auto wale bhaiyo ka to pocho mat....off they just lutofy in delhi...

and naukri and chokri :P

bondgal_rulz said...

@Raj: hehehe

@Sameera: Thanks for the validation. ;) :P

@Annie: All I feel like is grinning at you these days. Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)

@Miles: Ladai zaari hai :D

@Scribbling Gal: Another validation. Yippee!! :) What's your name btw, or do you prefer being the Scribbling Gal? :)

AS said...

hii

i liked ur blog! i liked this post also and i fully agree with the very first point.

:)

Raj said...

are we following the hasi to phasi rule here?

Raj said...

ya is that the 'wait for the right moment' thingy?

Richa said...

bwahahaha!

whattey Isha. \m/ confession it might be classified as. point number one. bang on target :D

Love!

buckingfastard said...

1> wat makes girls think boys dont get jealous wen girls do the same...oh wait..or am i a little bit girly :|

i want naukri...i want chokri...no no i want chokri at the place of my naukri...enuf said!! :)

Umesh Agarwal said...

I think guys get more jealous than girls when it comes to ur partner hanging out with the opposite sex..guys in a relationship are generally an insecure lot..again thats my observation ;)

deluded said...

heh.
i dunno about naukri, but i like chokris......

i mean in a non pedophilic way.

about autowallahs. true dat. next time try making them talk, autowalla commentry is so good, you'd actually feel paisa wasooli later :)

R said...

lols! very true! i was all through out the post!

Pesto Sauce said...

I agree on naukri and chhokri...I have got one now searching for another

And yes girls should be renamed something startng with J

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Raj - kya bolta rehta hai tu!!??

@ AS - Welcome to the blog! I know m replying late, but glad to know that you liked this space. :)

@ Richa - Far from it ya!! I am happy learning from a distance. :)

@ Bucking - I'm hoping kuch advancement hua hai chokri oops I meant naukri...no no...chokri hi..side pe?? *looks expectantly*

And whoever talked about guys at all? Stop making it about your gender all the time :P

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Umesh - There lies a difference between insecurity and jealousy. Without doubt, guys are more insecure. Girls on the other hand, take jealousy constructively I think and emerge more confident than ever. :)

@ Deluded - Autowallah and cab driver gyaan is phenomenal man. Period.

@ Ram Pyari - What an amazing display name you have! Welcoem to C'est La Vie! :)

@ Pesto - So what's the status now? mili koi, andekhi anjaani? :P

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