I read this on Sowmi's blog and immediately knew that I had to take it up.
The number of X's is directly proportional to the level of my dumbness. Read on. :)
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (Looks away)
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (Looks away, whistling and trying to look for a place to hide herself!)
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Haven't YOU???)
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Ever travelled in Delhi's blue-line buses?)
[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself. (This has got me into trouble sooo many times, that it's not even funny anymore!!)
[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks. (Yes yes, and it does not end there. Usually I give them an even weirder look and then continue with my Ravan-kind laughter. :D)
Alright, first set of questions completed, and all have been crossed. Maybe this tag wasn't such a good idea after all...
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (This is really belittling my dumbness. I have ran into a solid wall for God's sake. And that too with a car!!)
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times. (Once, when I first read this tag. :D)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ]You just tried to sing them. [Ha! I did not! (I already did when i read it for the first time. ;) And God!! They actually DO rhyme!!)]
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. (Ewww!! No!!!)
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Proudly smiles at not crossing this one.) :)
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix. (Smug face)
[X] You type only with two fingers. (Smug face disappears) :(
[ ]You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Accidentally, no. Deliberately, yes. Wait, does that make me even dumber??) *worried*
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. (Lol!! No!! BUT, I'll tell you what happened at Pizza Hut the other day. I was drinking outta a straw and the lemonade just didn't come into my mouth!! I sucked at the liquid at least half a dozen times before realising that it was broken in between!!) (This is a "dumb" tag, I can tell stories which are not very funny OR relevant wherever and whenever I want too. :)
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (Better than letting myself drool all over right? A better question would have been - You've NOT caught yourself drooling. Or has someone else caught you drooling.)
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair. (Fallen asleep - yes. Fell outta my chair- yes again. But BOTH simultaneously - Hell no!!)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Sometimes, I just START thinking.) ;)
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Does people include Moms too?? Come on man!! They are moms!!! They are SUPPOSED to be like that!!)
[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug. (Vegetarian)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (duh!)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. (This is a proven sign of geniusness btw.)
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You re post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Not that I do, but just how in the world is that supposed to make you dumb???)
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Before what? Please clarify.)
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
19 "X" marks out of a total of 37!!!! What????? I'm only 51.35% dumb!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's NOT SO bad!! Is it??? Alright, may be it is, but at least knowing it makes me a lil less dumb, nahi? :) :D
I'm not tagging anyone specifically as hardly anyone obliges. Hmmpphhh. All those who want to test their level of dumbness/intelligence, consider yourself tagged. :)
Comfortably Dumb
Author: bondgal_rulz / Labels: Dumb dumber and I , Funny , Introspection , Random , TAGGED
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32 comments :
51.35% isn't bad at all! ;)
lol 19/37... congos.. but am 12/37 :P :P No offence.. just kiddin. I know u are one smartest of all people I know out here :P Kudos... and feeling happy for taking this up from my blog :)
@ Dhanya - Hey!! Here after a long time!!
Lol!! I seem to be doing fine with it, so yeah. :D He he
Cheers
@ Meow / Sowmi - I'm SO jealous of you!!!
Awww...that's such a sweet thing to say. :)
I loved that whole post btw. :)
Cheers
heyaaa! nice one:p
will do it soon!!!:))))
OMG you were taking a test for dumb-ness??
why kio ??? tell tell :)
girl u r way brighter for this :)
even if you do the craziest stuff on the list !
@ Divsi - Take it up!! Would LOVE to read yours!! And dare you score less than I did. :P lol
Cheers
@ AD - *sheepish grin* Yeah. Pretty dumb, no?
Arre, it was just to get over my superiority complex. Lol.
Awww....thanks hun!!
Cheers
Yar you know.. This tag is fun to do.. But JUST WHAT , I mean WHAT was the maker thinking while making this.. More than 60% things are those that are normal habits of people..some time or the other everyone does it..
Come to think of it, going by this , you aren't actually dumb.. 51.35 is waay less than 60 :P
PS: Kindly post frequently.
only 51.35?? u cud do better :)
hwz ya swts?
@ Netika - I knowwwww!!! For a moment I really did think myself to be dumb! But then better sense prevailed. :)
But yeah, it sure was a lotta fun to do on a lazy sunday morning. :)
Cheers
P.S. I'm on it! ;)
@ Sawan - Yeah, yeah, I actually do better in real life I think, ;)
I'm goooooooooooood!!!!! you tell, where have you been??? Too occupied with work?? Or is it something/one else? :P ;)
i liked ur title and ur short stories..
looks like you dont need no education..;)
@ Vishnu - Ah! Pink Floyd!! :) :)
I'm glad you liked them. First comment here I believe.
Welcome to C'est La Vie. Hoping to see you around. :)
Cheers
P.S. Err, title? of this post?
did u find out pink floyd from u dont need no education??
coz i thought u made the title of ur post as "comfortably dumb" from the pink floyd song "comfortably numb"..
newways.. been stalking u for a while.. but ya..i think tht was ma first comment.. will try to be a regular commentator if u r a regular poster..;)..
And you thought right. Just that I got reminded and felt a sudden urge to liten to them at this hour in the night. :)
I have a stalker??!! Wowieee!!! ;) :P :D lol
Aha!! Barter system eh?? Alright! Deal! :)
Cheers
amazing post...n the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm!!..unbelievable! ;)...n im 10/37..onli 27.03% dumb!!
Congrats Bondgal, you are truly 006 [5+1].
Interesting quiz, makes us realize many facets of our funny behavior :)
Mujhe samajh nahi aaya...
agar kiya hai to 'X' mark dalte hai kya? :P see i am 100% dumb in this ;)
heya isha! wats up gal! Read at maheshs blog that u aint well:( :( :( wat happ? Get up n back on blogsville healthy n kicking! Tc dear! Love n hugs!
@ Umesh - Disappear!!! Hmmppphhh
You should be ashamed of yourself!! :P :D lol
Cheers
P.S. Welcome to my blog. ;)
@ Numerounity - Thank you, thank you. ;)
Arre, I'm tto forcefully made to realize it day in and day out. lol
Btw, did I meantion you have a very pretty DP? :)
Cheers
@ Mahesh - *breaks into song and dance* YAY YAYYAY YAY YAY!! Koi mujhse zyada dumb hai!! :D :D
Haan bhai haan, jin jin points pe guilty ho, unhe cross mark karo and then see how dumb you are. :)
*flashes a proud smile at being of help to a fellow dumb* :D :D
Cheers
@ Divsi - Awwww!!! How sweet of you to ask!! :)
Arre ya, I had this major fever for the past 4 days....like 104-105 types wala....got checked for H1N1 too...but muchhhhhhh better now. :)
Will post soon for sure. :)
Cheers
51.35% bas!!!kidding babe!
congoz yaar...m nt gonna take it..reality check is bad sometimes...hehe...
Ab theek to ho gayi ho na..? ya abhi tak fever feviquick ki tarah chupka hua hai??
@ Jaunty - ha ha!! Ignorance sure is bliss. :D
Cheers
Lol..that was a fun tag..i dont wanna do it though coz i already knw wat my score wld look like :(
@ Shanu - Arre commo!! Give it a shot...as you said yourself, it indeed IS fun. :D
holllyyyy crapppp!!!! im 67.56% dumb!!!! sheesh!!!! what nonsense!!!
On the other hand... lolz. tht was so totally expected outta me :P
and
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. (This is a proven sign of geniusness btw.)
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I thought only I did it... :P :D wow i have company :P
luv,
Annie.
P.S: i m srsly considering going blonde so that it goes with my 'dumb' score :P
@ Annie - YAY!!!!! Finally someone beats me!! :D :P
*Rofling at the P.S.*
*Imagining you with blonde hair and rofling even more.* :D :D
lol! u aint dumb silly. just silly, lovely and happy go lucky. stay that way :)
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